INDIAN REGULATORS communicate with slightly extra flamboyance than their friends. On July 4th the Securities and Alternate Board of India (SEBI) accused Jane Road, a buying and selling agency, of perpetrating a “sinister scheme” of manipulation within the nation’s manic choices market. In a prolonged doc, it concluded that “the integrity of the market, and the religion of thousands and thousands of small traders and merchants, can not be held hostage to the machinations of such an untrustworthy actor.”