Hiya, residents of Panem! Our nice chief, President Donald Trump has introduced a brand new collection of festivities in 2026!
In a brand new video announcement, Trump outlined “Freedom 250,” a “celebration of America like no different” to mark the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.
Highlights embrace a UFC combat on the White Home and the development of an arc in DC (apparently, “We’re the one main place and not using a triumphal arc, a fantastic triumphal arc, one like in Paris”). In keeping with Trump, “Building will begin within the very close to future, and subsequent spring, we’ll host a significant prayer occasion on the Nationwide Mall to rededicate our nation as one nation underneath God. We’re not altering that. Lots of people wish to see it. It’ll by no means occur.” Swell!
Nonetheless, it’s the announcement of the “Patriot Video games” that had lots of people making the identical pesky remark. Trump mentioned, “Within the fall, we’ll host the first-ever Patriot Video games, an unprecedented four-day athletic occasion that includes the best highschool athletes, one younger man and one younger girl from every state and territory.”
Lest that not be sufficient, Trump then made an anti-trans jab about youngsters: “I promise there might be no males enjoying in ladies’s sports activities. You’re not going to see that.”
Now, does this sound slightly much like the plotline of “The Starvation Video games?” Uhh…
Commenters on the YouTube video have been undoubtedly thrilled!
“The Starvation Video games” DID NOT START TRENDING ON X LOOK AWAY FROM THAT.
I’m positive it’ll be as seamless and riveting because the 250th birthday of the US Military army parade!
Andrew Harnik / Getty Pictures
